Painted Lady.. which, incidentally, is also the name of a group of colorful butterlflies, subgenus Cynthia. It also happens to be the name of a murder-mystery miniseries, starring Helen Mirren as a washed-up blues vocalist turned art thief.
What I really want to say is, I really feel like I'm one of Frank Frazetta's painted ladies here.
With more clothing, less chain-mail bikini, and just as much oomph, of course.
Parisienne good-girl flats for the streets...
... and bitch shoes in the office.
Add bowler hat.
sleeveless pull-over: hand-me-down, brand unknown
top: Julia Plus, by Robinson's Galleria
wiggle skirt: upcycled from a pair of stretchy slacks
flats and stilettos: random bazaar stalls